More third army trash showed up, huh? Hey, Top Man.

Meh, haven't been paying enough attention to you losers. You haven't messed shit up for us again have you?

So, Lightbots.

Have you told that cleaning obsessed girl of yours that Bass got arrested yet?

So I come out of Data Freeze to find my girlfriend is in... data freeze.

Fuck I need a drink, and alcohol doesn't even DO anything for me.

Who totally got lucky this week? Oh right, I DID.

Upgrades are awesome.

Hey Crash, you back home yet? Everything okay?

Air Man, Crash got himself arrested by DATS.

I blew up part of their base, and I'm sure Quick and Flash would run off and do something dumb.

Can you bail him out?

So, like.

Air Man and I are moving out.

Try not to kill Flash, guys.

WILY HAS F@#$%ING GONE INSANE!

...

Okay, MORE insane!

... Look, Wily. Things are awful over here. Crash, Quick, and Flash are all being enormously stupid, we may end up with infighting, and hell, I don't even know what's going on anymore...

...

I know you probably won't care, but... I have to salvage this thing somehow...

So.

Someone just filled Metal's room with water and then sealed it shut. Oh, and he's still inside.

...

Yeah, that's all I have to say.

Hey Crash.

You still emo?

I was hoping we could have another "blow things up" outing.